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♣♥ Talking Corner~KOPITIAM CAFE VERSION 22 ♣♥

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Author: honey_d7881       Show all posts   Read mode

Post time 23-2-2014 11:44 AM | Show all posts


18 Rules Between Men and Women

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5





Last edited by ip_lepat on 23-2-2014 11:58 AM

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Post time 23-2-2014 11:53 AM | Show all posts
ip_lepat posted on 23-2-2014 11:44 AM
18 Rules Between Men and Women

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

amboi....dakwat merah lagi tue
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ip_lepat posted on 23-2-2014 11:20 AM
sama2.. ada jgk yg tk lekat tu

kan ke hang konar semlm.. nk msuk balik mggu depan..

Dah lebih kuota la kot tu
Konar dah elok2
Tapi silap masa rupanya
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Post time 23-2-2014 11:55 AM | Show all posts
ciksurie posted on 23-2-2014 11:53 AM
amboi....dakwat merah lagi tue

tanda amaran tu...








................kat diri aku sendiri
lupa plk aku nk letak warning tu. edit jap
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 Author| Post time 23-2-2014 11:56 AM | Show all posts
ciksurie posted on 23-2-2014 11:41 AM
iols bwk petit fours nie
jom makan

Baiknya ati dia bawak makanan
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 Author| Post time 23-2-2014 11:59 AM | Show all posts
ip_lepat posted on 23-2-2014 11:21 AM
perut lapor ni d...
idak ke ada apa2 yg boleh dimakan?

Makan nie dulu

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Post time 23-2-2014 11:59 AM | Show all posts
tari posted on 23-2-2014 10:53 AM
haha... qaseh tetap dihati ku
heipp... arini kestemer x ramai ke

so sweet cik tari

nk kata ramai xramai..nk kata sikit xsikit...sedang2 je

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Post time 23-2-2014 11:59 AM | Show all posts
honey_d7881 posted on 23-2-2014 11:54 AM
Dah lebih kuota la kot tu
Konar dah elok2
Tapi silap masa rupanya

tkpe d... jalan licin tu.. aku faham
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Post time 23-2-2014 11:59 AM | Show all posts
ip_lepat posted on 23-2-2014 11:55 AM
tanda amaran tu...

awat jadi amaran 3
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Post time 23-2-2014 12:00 PM | Show all posts
honey_d7881 posted on 23-2-2014 11:08 AM
Mekasih Qaseh tolong tagkan

sesama....bila ramai2 baru meriah sikit nk moyan cik honey
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Post time 23-2-2014 12:01 PM | Show all posts
honey_d7881 posted on 23-2-2014 11:56 AM
Baiknya ati dia bawak makanan

kongsi dgn kekawang

mcmlah boleh makan
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Post time 23-2-2014 12:01 PM | Show all posts
honey_d7881 posted on 23-2-2014 11:59 AM
Makan nie dulu

hahahahahaha... best tu.. sedap je aku tgk...
makasih..... makasih d...
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 Author| Post time 23-2-2014 12:02 PM | Show all posts
ip_lepat posted on 23-2-2014 11:44 AM
18 Rules Between Men and Women

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

MOtip kaler merah
Marah ker apa nie?
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Post time 23-2-2014 12:02 PM | Show all posts
ciksurie posted on 23-2-2014 11:59 AM
awat jadi amaran 3

tahap kritikal tu...
kena tepek kat kepala otak terus.
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Post time 23-2-2014 12:05 PM | Show all posts
honey_d7881 posted on 23-2-2014 12:02 PM
MOtip kaler merah
Marah ker apa nie?

merah tu utk lelaki..
ppuan baca tetap kaler biru ada bunga lagi..
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Post time 23-2-2014 12:05 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
honey_d7881 posted on 23-2-2014 10:46 AM
Mekasih Tari

sama-sama
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 Author| Post time 23-2-2014 12:08 PM | Show all posts
ip_lepat posted on 23-2-2014 11:59 AM
tkpe d... jalan licin tu.. aku faham

Nasib baik masih selamat

aku pun sama. tgk post aku atas yg aku edit balik tu.
patut aku tepek kat umah hang
Apa2, sila bincang di sini
Aku dah kait bawak masuk umah baru


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qasehnuramy posted on 23-2-2014 12:00 PM
sesama....bila ramai2 baru meriah sikit nk moyan cik honey

Tu la
Lagi ramai, lagi meriah
Lagi cepat umah nie roboh
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ciksurie posted on 23-2-2014 12:01 PM
kongsi dgn kekawang

mcmlah boleh makan

Hahahaha....
Blh jek
Buat2 makan
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Post time 23-2-2014 12:09 PM | Show all posts
honey_d7881 posted on 23-2-2014 12:08 PM
Nasib baik masih selamat

Apa2, sila bincang di sini

baik bos... menurut perintah


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