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[Cerita] kisah orang putih dgn pemandu nya

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Post time 5-2-2013 04:16 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan org putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye.. tiba-tiba kereta di hadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari bossnya....:

Pemandu: Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again. (maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta di hadapan, tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya... Kata pemandu tersebut:

Pemandu: Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste. (Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalau tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja. Lusa, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:

Boss : Why didn't you come to work?

Pemandu : I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind. (maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin Last edited by ikanmasin on 5-2-2013 04:18 PM

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Post time 5-2-2013 04:28 PM | Show all posts
body not delicious!!
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Post time 5-2-2013 04:32 PM | Show all posts
Oh my english! Lebih teruk dari mat salleh kat sinar pagi!
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Post time 5-2-2013 04:33 PM | Show all posts
hehehe.. sangat gugel translate..
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Post time 5-2-2013 05:16 PM | Show all posts
my body taste like enter the wind .. aduyaii  
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Post time 5-2-2013 05:19 PM | Show all posts
oh my english..hehehe
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Post time 5-2-2013 05:21 PM | Show all posts
aduh....Oh my english
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Post time 5-2-2013 06:00 PM | Show all posts
early-early, i dont know what-what this story. but final-final, i understand.
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Post time 25-9-2014 12:42 PM | Show all posts
pengsannnnn dah bos die
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Post time 25-9-2014 01:03 PM | Show all posts
Direct translation....hehe
dont play play...
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Post time 26-9-2014 11:49 AM | Show all posts
aku pon pening jugak.. hehehe
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Post time 26-9-2014 12:06 PM | Show all posts
Cuba bos tu jerit 'you are fired!'

Agak2 driver dia berlari panggil bomba tak?

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Post time 26-9-2014 02:57 PM | Show all posts
harap bos nye paham
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Post time 26-9-2014 03:43 PM | Show all posts
direct translate
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Post time 26-9-2014 03:57 PM | Show all posts
perkataan "my body feel not delicious" tu mmg selama ni aku dan kawan2 gunapakai.
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Post time 26-9-2014 04:49 PM | Show all posts
klau takde alih bahasa tu mmg sampai ke sudah aku tak paham
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Post time 29-9-2014 02:31 PM | Show all posts
kah3!!! stupid doesnt play.
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Post time 29-9-2014 09:55 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
no what la that ..

that important he has boss can understand little-little enough la...





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Post time 29-9-2014 10:22 PM | Show all posts
direct translate abes.. seb bek ada malay translation.. ak yg melayu pon x faham, apetah lg boss omputih ni. confirm siap pening2 lalat dia nk faham
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Post time 30-9-2014 09:19 AM | Show all posts
my body taste like enter the wind

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I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday
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