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LAWAK KELAS ARAB

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Author: GuaAnakMelaka       Show all posts   Read mode

Post time 3-4-2012 01:54 PM | Show all posts
Reply 57# GuaAnakMelaka

salah buat kot. patutnya jadi je. memula edit dulu thread yg nak buang. pastu tick del [] pastu tekan edit thread.
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 Author| Post time 3-4-2012 02:30 PM | Show all posts
Part 37

dalam bas...rombongan murid-murid bersama ustaz

terdengar riuh rendah pelajar -pelajar dari sekolah Tinggi becok berbual dalam bahasa Inggeris ...mereka berbual sambil tertawa kuat memecah kesunyian dalam bas..

Ali : ustaz...tasywiss.....(gangguan)

ustaz :asshobru jamil......(sabar itu elok)

Abu : hah?kam min thullab la ya'rifunal 'arab!( hah?berapa ramai pelajar tidak tahu berbahasa arab!) Abu mula bercakap dengan nada keras.

Aminah pula menyampuk

Aminah : hayya..hayya.....takallam injiliziah jayyidan wa lughotul quran?

(marilah..marilah....bercakap bahasa Inggeris amat fasih tapi bahasa Quran?)

Hasan : ana uhibbu 'arabiyyah..ana uhibbu 'arabiyyah....(saya suka bahasa arab..saya suka bahasa arab.....) jerit Abu memecahkan suasana..

Pelajar-pelajar yang becok berbahasa Inggeris tadi terdiam.....................................................

ustaz : salim........................(selamat.....)
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Post time 3-4-2012 03:34 PM | Show all posts
dah banyak perkataan arab yg dah lupa..............huhuhu..

sgt rugi rasanya...
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 Author| Post time 3-4-2012 06:02 PM | Show all posts
Reply 63# cmf_lemontea


   learn again n again..........
we could  forget but we can learn again..................
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 Author| Post time 3-4-2012 06:07 PM | Show all posts
Part 38

Pasar malam....

Ali : maza nasytari? (apa kita nak beli?)

hasan : ufakkir..............(aku sedang berfikir......)

Ali : masmu haza ustaz? (apa nama ini ustaz?)

Ustaz : ismuhu....ismuhu... aruzz kerabu..(namanya..namanya..nasi kerabu )

Hasan : aruzz kerabu?

Ustaz : haza ismun khoss..(ini nama khas)

Ali dan Hasan : ooooooo............................
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 Author| Post time 3-4-2012 06:10 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 3-4-2012 09:56 PM | Show all posts
banyak da vocab yg x igt...huhu...rugi2....

TT ni muallim ker...
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 Author| Post time 3-4-2012 11:09 PM | Show all posts
Post Last Edit by GuaAnakMelaka at 4-4-2012 20:06

Reply 67# pearl.silver


   Saat Sulaiman was a small entrepreneur and writer .
Getting education in kindergartens Londang Masjid Tanah, Melaka in 1980...................

The principle of  his life is :
Man who look Dummy but not Dumb!
Why?

1.Not disturbed  when reading  books in the library.
2. Not disturbed by local and foreign journalists
3.Not disturbed when playing  bowling, fishing and sports .
4.Not disturbed when  hang out at Central Market to see the various products of art.
5.Free to travel  within and outside the country without fear and worry.
6.Can  meet with anyone without prejudice.
7.Can  befriends with anyone else either trash sweepers, the director nor the millionaires .
8.Not disturbed when  reading under a tree in flower gardens.Favourite place is  Lake of  Titiwangsa Kuala Lumpur.
9.Not disturbed when  bring the family to travel within and outside the country.
10.Rembering  Raqib and Atid  when ever where ever

...........................
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 Author| Post time 3-4-2012 11:12 PM | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 3-4-2012 11:17 PM | Show all posts
Part 39

Pasaraya....

Hasan :ustaz..ma haza?

Ustaz : alatul kahrabiyyah....

Ali : ma haza ustaz?

ustaz : alatul kahrabiyyah....

Fatimah : Ma haza?

ustaz : alatul kahrabiyyah...

Aminah : kulluha alatul kahrabiyyah?

ustaz :na'am!



alatul kahrabiyyah : alat elektrik....................
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 Author| Post time 3-4-2012 11:19 PM | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 3-4-2012 11:26 PM | Show all posts
Part 40

hasan : ustaz..apa beza baiti kabir dan baiti akbar?

ustaz : baiti kabir maksudnya rumah saya besar dan baiti akbar maksudnya rumah saya lebih besar

hasan : oooo..........

Ali : ana kabir walakin hasan akbar .....

hasan : @#$%^&*()@#$%^&*()
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Post time 4-4-2012 08:28 AM | Show all posts
wahidun, isnaini...salasa arba...khamsa...


ini je la bahasa arab yg wa igt...
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Post time 4-4-2012 08:35 AM | Show all posts
da bleh buka thread belajar bahasa arab ni...hehehe.. sambil gelak2, bleh blajar bahasa syurga ni...
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Post time 4-4-2012 08:57 AM | Show all posts
apa beza isnani dgn isnatani? dua2 ni maksud dua kan?
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Post time 4-4-2012 09:06 AM | Show all posts
Harini dapat 1 ilmu baru, belajar bahasa Arab~
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Post time 4-4-2012 09:06 AM | Show all posts
hahahahaha
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Post time 4-4-2012 09:20 AM | Show all posts
qalbun tu hanjeng kan?
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Post time 4-4-2012 09:41 AM | Show all posts
Reply 20# GuaAnakMelaka


   ustaz cakap ape yang @#$%^&*()_!@#$%^&*() tu? hehehe comey ustaz
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Post time 4-4-2012 10:00 AM | Show all posts
best3
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