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[Pelbagai] Ayat sakarstik yang menyakitkan hati anda

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Author: fahdramli    From the mobile phone    Show all posts   Read mode

Post time 9-10-2019 11:49 AM | Show all posts

kesurupan dah..yg laki dah mcm org gila isim.
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Post time 11-10-2019 05:53 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ayat sarkastik ok, tapi jangan ayat sarkastik yang boleh buat orang down sudahlah.
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Post time 12-10-2019 02:08 PM | Show all posts
Bump




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Post time 14-10-2019 06:30 PM | Show all posts
Ayat yang boleh downgradekan kita jadi sakit hati
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Post time 16-10-2019 12:40 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mak yg cakap kat iols
Mak : resepi berbuku simpan.  Mcm arkib..masaknya yg tuuuuu je.

Panjang tuuuu nya.

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Post time 16-10-2019 03:19 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Malas nak masak ayam ;

Me : Abi ayam hidup balik dlm icebox ni,
Abi : Dari kecik ummi dgn abi tak pernah masak ayam mati, masak jer ayam tu hidup2


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Post time 19-10-2019 07:42 PM | Show all posts
Ini sarkastik dunia kaki pancing.
Aku tengah mancing kat tepi laut,
Tetiba ada yang datang bertanya

Hamba Allah: "Bang, tengah buat apa tu?"
Aku: "Tengah main layang2".

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Post time 19-10-2019 11:05 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Masa sekolah dulu kalau cikgu minta belikan apa-apa untuk kerja sekolah tapi lupa nak cakap awal-awal kat bapak, mesti kena sindir.. last minit bapak mesti marah

Dah nak berak/ tercirit-cirit baru nak gali lubang jamban

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Post time 19-10-2019 11:07 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Lagi satu kalau semua tak mengaku bila buat silap, mak akan cakap ..dah berak tengah jalan sape nak mengaku

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Post time 23-10-2019 09:02 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ayat sarcastik biasa bila barang hilang. Let say barang i hilang pastu i tanya eh ada nampak x sekian2 tadi ada sini.
Lepas tu org reply pulak kmu letak mana. Tadi mana kmu letak???

Seriously kalau i igt i tak tanya

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Post time 27-10-2019 09:43 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ayat yang sampai sekarang akak ingat boss baru akak tak berkenan gaya report yang akak buat. Akak jelaskan itu arahan boss lama.
'Jadi kalau dia suruh u terjun tingkap u terjun ke?'
Bodoh punya boss! sumpah dalam hati sebelum akak jawab sesopan mungkin.
'Dulu dia boss i, kalau u tak suka i tukar ikut cara u lah'

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Post time 28-10-2019 02:40 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
lalalxlx replied at 7-10-2019 06:35 PM
bila kawan2 lain tak suka 1 of our circle friend tapi aku sorang je yg okay dengan budak tu..kawan2  ...

Yeaaa, can relate... Or, tu kan kakak/abang/adik ko...
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Post time 28-10-2019 02:41 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
"Ada aku kesah?"

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Post time 28-10-2019 02:53 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
watie79 replied at 8-10-2019 10:11 AM
boss i selalu cakap ayat ni..

"i was born at night, not last night..."

Teringat iols dgn lawak dr readers' digest.

A man passed by a nursery in hospital when a 4-day-old baby calling and waving at him. Impressed, he goes to the baby and has a conversation.
Man: How are you?
Baby: I'm fine, thank you.
Shocked that the baby could talk, the man asked further, "Do you know how you came about?"
The baby answered, " I'm a product of conception of my father and mother" and he proceeddd to tell the man how fertilisation occurs.
The man was so impressed he asked, "How do you know all of this?". The baby replied, "I wasn't born yesterday, you know!"

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Post time 28-10-2019 02:07 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Yelah orang tu dah kurus, kita ni gemok.. Gitu lah sindiran SIL iols tiap kali balik raya. Macam nak si bah je air panas kat muka dia tu.

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Post time 28-10-2019 09:31 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
"Pe salahnya ko settlekan keje tu. Akak busy.. Lain la ko. Ko kan bujanggg takde anak takde laki nak jaga".

Excuse me sis. I have a life to live, k.  

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Post time 28-10-2019 09:35 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
"Ye ke diet.. Ye ke turun berat. Tak nampak kurus pon???"

Eh eh. Ko lagi gems *flip hair

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Post time 29-10-2019 11:53 AM | Show all posts
Tinot7 replied at 28-10-2019 02:53 AM
Teringat iols dgn lawak dr readers' digest.

A man passed by a nursery in hospital when a 4-day- ...

mampoihhh...

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Post time 1-11-2019 01:46 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Marah? Marah lah
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Post time 1-11-2019 05:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Anak: ummi, nak keluar jap mlm ni..
Ibu: keluarlah, bukan ummi tak tahu kamu tu kenan burung jampuk. Mlm-mlm mesti terbang keluar dr sarang.

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