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[Komik] Dating Jokes 1

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Author: zazazoom       Show all posts   Read mode

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Post time 1-10-2019 09:14 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town.They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.I really should have mentioned this earlier, but Im actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.After a cigarette, the man just sat in the drivers seat looking out the window.Why arent we going anywhere? asked the girl.Well, I should have mentioned this before, but Im actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25


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There once was this guy who was going on a date to the movies with a beautiful girl.Before he went, he made the mistake of eating a jumbo can of beans.Right after he picked her up, he felt the need to fart, but he figured he could wait until they got to the movies.When they got there, he asked her if she wanted some popcorn and Coke.She said sure, so he went to the restroom.The line was long, so he went back to the lobby, got the food, and went back into the theatre.When the movie was over, he goes to the bathroom again, still with a tremondously long line.So he figures he can wait until he drops her off.When they pull up into her driveway, she exclaims, "Oh goodie. My grandparents are here. Come on in and meet them."He agrees, although his A-hole is about to cry at this point.They go in and sit down at the table.Finally, he couldn't hold it in any longer a tried to let it seep out a little at a time.As he squeezed out a toxic blast, he aimed it towards the family's hound dog Duke, in hopes that they might blame the pooch for the horrendous fart.The girl's father stands up and hollers "Duke!" and sits back down."Great!" he thought."They really think it's the dog!"So, he starts bombarding the room with a couple, more powerful, louder stinkers.Once again, the girl's father stands up, shouts "Duke!" and sits back down.Finally, he lets it all go and the loudest most hair-curling fart you've ever heard or smelt rippled through the dining room.The girl's father stands up again. "Duke, get the hell out from under him before he shits on you!"




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Post time 2-10-2019 07:41 AM | Show all posts
Joke 1
Abam teksi untung $5

Joke 2
Kentut boleh tahan lama lama ke

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Post time 2-10-2019 08:31 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Joke 2 dah penah baca. Nasib   mati anjen tu kena bom
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Post time 2-10-2019 08:31 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
X mati . Sori
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Post time 19-10-2019 06:58 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 19-10-2019 06:58 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 19-10-2019 06:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 19-10-2019 06:59 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 21-10-2019 07:29 PM | Show all posts
do you really think that it's a joke?
I will bring you example from my life
my friend married an old white man from Europe (but she's 20 and studied quite well)
I don't still understand if it was a great joke? Why did she do this?
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Post time 21-10-2019 11:25 PM | Show all posts
Girls like jokes! What I noticed throughout my dating experience is that they get closer to the ones with a good sense of humor and these ones have a higher chance to get them in bed. I heard some theories that some nationalities are harder to get than the other (something that I'm sure about), I believe that there are tricks to get all the women, and the sense of humor if the key to that.  I'm an old man, and would you believe me that I can get young women in my bed? And you know why? Because I know to joke and not approach them seriously. There are some other reasons why women like older men (about which you can read about on https://idateadvice.com/why-does ... te-an-old-white-man), but humor can get you every woman, no matter your or her age.
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Post time 24-10-2019 02:06 PM | Show all posts
kentut macam nak berak..sendiri pon malu kot
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Post time 25-10-2019 07:48 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts


Mesti merah padam muka mamat tu sebab caught red-handed letting out stinky bombs
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Post time 5-11-2019 03:35 AM | Show all posts
Edited by Bladebringer at 5-11-2019 03:37 AM

it's really so funny
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