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Author: KumbangPoIkaDot       Show all posts   Read mode

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Post time 9-4-2019 10:59 PM | Show all posts |Read mode


Seorang pemandu yang berbosskan orang putih dari Amerika sedang membawa bossnye. Tiba-tiba kereta dihadapannya berhenti mengejut menyebabkan dia telah menyodok kereta tersebut. Pemandu tersebut pun meminta maaf dari bossnya:

Pemandu: "Sorry Sir, I brake brake, do not eat. After I check the wheel no flower again." (maaf Tuan, saya brek-brek, tak makan, selepas saya cek tayarnya tak ada bunganya lagi)

Orang putih tu pun mahu keluar dan ikut sama marahkan pemandu kereta dihadapan. Tapi pemandu tersebut menghalangnya. Kata pemandu tersebut:

Pemandu: "Don't enter mix, Sir! The bring that car if not wrong I, is the children fruit from manager moneys, he stupid doesn't play! Let he taste."
(Jangan masuk campur, Tuan! Yang bawa kereta itu kalo tak salah saya, anak buah dari pengurus kewangan, dia memang bodoh bukan main... Biar dia rasa)

Besoknya si pemandu tak masuk kerja, lusanya, bila dia masuk kerja, si boss orang putihnya bertanya:

Boss: "Why didn't you come to work?"

Pemandu: "I am sorry boss, my body is not delicious, my body taste like enter the wind." (maaf boss, badan saya tidak sedap, badan saya rasanya macam masuk angin)



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