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[Cerita] Gempa, banjir, kebakaran

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Author: KumbangPoIkaDot       Show all posts   Read mode

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Post time 9-4-2019 10:52 PM | Show all posts |Read mode


Pada zaman pemerintahan Jepun, tiga orang cina, Ah Meng, Ah Seng dan Ah Beng telah ditangkap sebab menyeludup. Diorang bertiga nie akan dihukum bunuh oleh skuad penembak. Jadi malam tu diorang pun buat rancangan untuk melarikan diri. Ah Meng kata yang tentera Jepun takut akan bencana alam. Jadi diorang kena buat tentera Jepun tu panik supaya diorang boleh lepas.

Keesokkannya, Ah Meng menjalankan hukuman bunuh. Skuad penembak berbaris kat depan. Baru jer kapten Jepun tu kata "Ready... aim", Ah Meng terus jerit "Gempa bumi gempa bumi". Tentera Jepun lari bertempiaran dan Ah Meng pun terlepas.

Lepas tu tiba giliran Ah Seng. Bila jer kapten tu sebut "Ready... aim", Ah Seng terus menjerit "Banjir banjir". Tentera Jepun lari bertempiaran dan Ah Seng pun terlepas.

Bila tiba giliran Ah Beng, dia pun berfikir, "Hmm, kena sebut pada masa yang sesuai balu(baru) itu askal(askar) lali(lari). Wakaka, manyak bodoh punya askal Jepun." Bila jer kapten tu sebut "Ready... aim", Ah Beng pun terus jerit "Fire fire".

Apalagi, terus tamat ler riwayat Ah Beng.



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Post time 21-9-2019 09:13 PM | Show all posts
Hahahaha ni lawak
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Post time 23-9-2019 03:33 PM | Show all posts
kesian ah beng
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Post time 30-9-2019 02:25 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
RIP ah beng
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Post time 1-10-2019 03:57 PM | Show all posts
Kesian ah beng
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Post time 11-10-2019 06:20 PM | Show all posts
maka tamatlah riwayat ah beng
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Post time 11-10-2019 07:32 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahhahaa nyaknye beng
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Post time 11-10-2019 07:32 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahhahaa nyaknye beng
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Post time 12-10-2019 01:09 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahah. Konon cerdik sangat la tu.
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Post time 14-10-2019 11:47 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bye bye ah beng
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Post time 15-11-2019 09:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahahahaha...ni lawak
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Post time 15-11-2019 10:14 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bodoh x bertepi..rip ah beng kit siang
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