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[Cerita] lawak tandas hari ini

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Author: gigahertz       Show all posts   Read mode

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Post time 12-2-2019 12:25 AM | Show all posts |Read mode
Tadi dalam pukul 4.30 petang tadi i lepak la satu masjid di batu caves mmg adat istiadat lagi 20 minit nak azan i berak bagai. sebelum berak i dah pulas kepala paip tu air mmg keluar. sementara air keluar i pun berak lah...tengah tengah syok berak tetiba i perasan air paip makin lama makin kecil
terus tak keluar. aah sudah.....i nak jerit help help orang tengah takde. ...i nak pergi depan cedok gayung kat kolam wuduk ada CCTV .
tetiba i ingat duit seringgit seringgit dalam wallet. ...ada 10 keping tu...pastu i keluarkan walllet dan keluarkan wang kertas .1

and esok sambung ngantuk dah ni.
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Post time 12-2-2019 05:16 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ketahian ape kah ini?
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Post time 12-2-2019 12:01 PM | Show all posts
apa kah itu??
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Post time 12-2-2019 02:20 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jawapannya sambung sendiri ler..
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Post time 12-2-2019 06:43 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bongokla  
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Post time 13-2-2019 11:22 PM | Show all posts
lepas calit2 taik baru tersedar rupa2nya duit RM50 bkn duit singgit....
di jilatnya duit 2 cepat2 takut kering.....
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Post time 13-2-2019 11:40 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
x sempat nk hadam... eh.. bsmbung plak dah
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Post time 14-2-2019 12:39 PM | Show all posts
ketahian sungguh ....
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Post time 14-2-2019 12:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Hahaha.. cepat2 sambung tak saba nak tahu kesudahannya cane
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Post time 2-4-2019 03:18 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
sambung2...
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Post time 2-4-2019 04:05 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Dan i pon calit tahik tu di wang kertas rm1 tersebut. Sekian.

Korang check tengok duit koreng ade warna kekuningan tak? Kalau ade tu maknanya ..... Bhahahahahhaha
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Post time 3-4-2019 12:39 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Mamat tu  berak pun korg sibuk nk tau
Fatah amin kh  die?
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Post time 3-4-2019 12:41 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
ayoo seram plk
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Post time 3-4-2019 08:02 PM | Show all posts
Arghhhh! Tak suka cerita toilet takde air camni..
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Post time 4-4-2019 11:04 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 4-4-2019 11:13 AM | Show all posts
apooo
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