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Post time 14-12-2018 08:33 PM | Show all posts |Read mode
Edited by seribulan at 11-3-2019 07:18 AM

Quote. Who says medicine and allied healthcare cant be fun? Medical students and professionals alike know that laughter is the best medicine. Unquote.


So lets have pun



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 Author| Post time 14-12-2018 08:35 PM | Show all posts
Edited by seribulan at 19-12-2018 03:25 PM

1. Statistically. 9 out of 10 injections are in vein.

@Acikayumii @bianglala @chesfa @noor2

Tag jangan tak tag..




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Post time 14-12-2018 08:39 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 14-12-2018 08:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 14-12-2018 08:42 PM | Show all posts
2. PMS jokes arent funny; period.

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Post time 14-12-2018 08:53 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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Post time 14-12-2018 08:56 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
When a gynae being emcee in health conference
Floor Manager ; " sound check please!"
Emcee ; " testicle...testicle...one two three"

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Post time 14-12-2018 09:07 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
matkpop replied at 14-12-2018 08:39 PM
@Catpaw

Tq tag i mat
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 Author| Post time 14-12-2018 10:47 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
3. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now.

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Post time 14-12-2018 11:31 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
A mother complained to the doctor about her daughters strange eating habits.

All day long she lies in bed and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?
Eventually, said the doctor, she will rise and shine.

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Post time 14-12-2018 11:52 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son Come on Dick, lets go.

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Post time 14-12-2018 11:54 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation.

A nurse stopped him and asked, "What's the matter?"

He said, "I heard the nurse say, It's a very simple operation, don't worry. I'm sure it will be all right."

"She was just trying to comfort you. What's so frightening about that?"

"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!"

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Post time 15-12-2018 03:12 AM | Show all posts
Edited by ipes2 at 17-12-2018 08:17 PM

NOT A JOKE, A REAL OCCURENCE WHEN I WAS IN COVENTRY

Sorang doctor melayu datang dari Manchester untuk interview utk dapat kerja kat Walsgrave Hospital sama dengan I dan tumpang bilik I dan kami borak so dia citer kisah ni:

Note: nama kita berubah benar bila kita masuk negeri omputeh eg Mohd Kamarul Zaman Bin Haji Ali akan jadi (''Bin Haji, Mohd'' dan kami akan panggil ''Mode. Mode, can I see Mode please'')

A malay man datang ke hospital doc kat atas ni dgn passing bloody stools. Doc kat atas ni kena check dia. Depa borak2 sambil dia check mamat ni dan terpaksa buat DRE (digital rectal examination, ie masuk finger dalam rectum).  Bila finger dah masuk dan dia tgh buat sweep in the rectum tu, doc ni tanya awak asal mana di mesia mat ni kata sekian sekian, dan doc ni kata oh ye ke i pon dari situ, eh u gi skolah mana oh i gi skolah sekian sekian dan doc ni kata eh sy pon; doc lalu tanya you kelas mana tahun berapa dia jawab sekian2 dan doc ni pon kata eh ye ke??? aha, u nama apa? Barulah tahu bahawa tu kawan yg dia rapat jugak semasa sekelas dulu ), sambil finger still dalam rectum mamat tu

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 Author| Post time 15-12-2018 05:29 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
4. I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes.
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5. I tried to look up impotence on the Internet, but nothing came up.
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Post time 16-12-2018 06:26 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
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 Author| Post time 17-12-2018 09:49 AM | Show all posts
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?'

"But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life.'"

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 Author| Post time 17-12-2018 09:52 AM | Show all posts
6. Conjunctivitis.com thats a site for sore eyes.

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