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[Dunia] nurse tertekan ramai bayi lahir bulan september..puncanya, seks malam krismas..

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Post time 13-9-2017 11:28 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts |Read mode
Edited by dodifarid at 13-9-2017 11:31 AM

AN EXHAUSTED midwifes rant has gone viral after she pleaded with people to stop shagging at Christmas time.

Mhairi Maharry, a 33-year-old British nurse, wrote a tweet earlier this month complaining about how busy she was.

How is it only the 5th of September? I cant take 25 more days of this, she wrote.

If you know or love a midwife, PLEASE STOP SHAGGING AT CHRISTMAS.

Her tweet has been liked more than 15,000 times and received 4000 retweets in the first 48 hours of being posted.

In 2015 SKYN condoms surveyed more than 5000 millennial men and women and almost half said they had sex on Christmas Day.


Mhairi Maharry asks people to stop having sex at Christmas time. Picture: TwitterSource:Twitter
According to Womens Health Magazine, couples were having sex while they were getting ready for Christmas dinner.

A number of other midwives and nurses reinforced Ms Maharrys desperate plea.

One tweeted: I had noticed this a long time ago, now you know when to book your holiday time off.

Paediatric doctor Vicky Thornley also responded to Ms Maharrys tweet with a hear, hear.

Mothers even tweeted back at the exhausted midwife to apologise for conceiving their children over the Christmas period.

Im so sorry, my first child was a September baby. The midwife on the ward was nearing a breakdown. I cant apologise enough, mother Eliza Doodle tweeted.


It may not just be Christmas sex that has midwives currently run off their feet.

There is a midwife shortage in the UK which is forcing maternity units to close on weekends and holidays.

The Times reports some pregnant women were being turned away, with hospitals experiencing staff shortages as nurses and midwives take time off in September.

According to the National Health Service, nine out of 10 maternity units in Britain were struggling to employ middle-grade doctors and midwives.


Graph shows month most babies are born in England and Wales. Picture: Office for National StatisticsSource:Supplied
September babies are also rife in the US with statistic website FiveThirtyEight finding more babies have been born on September 9 than any other day of the year.

The results were found by compiling data from registered births in the US from 1994 to 2014.

That means conception time would be around the Christmas period.
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Post time 13-9-2017 11:43 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kat mesia pun lebih kurang gak kesnya... So kalau taknak jem kat wad bersalin sila la beranak tengah2 tahun ye ibuk2
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Post time 13-9-2017 11:54 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Main hari2 pun kalo dah lekat on dec nak buat mcm mana
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Post time 13-9-2017 12:01 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
hahahaaa betul2
ogos dan sept ramai kelahiran
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Post time 13-9-2017 12:03 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Khen... contohi malaysia, lahirkan anak dalam tandas awam. No midwives involved
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Post time 13-9-2017 12:04 PM | Show all posts
kalau kat malaysia senarionya bulan 11 @ 12. satu musim .. geng2 malam valentine

bulan 5 bulan 6 semusim .. geng2 malam merdeka
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Post time 13-9-2017 12:05 PM | Show all posts
baru dapat anak buah baru ahad lepas
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Post time 13-9-2017 12:07 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
prettyuglybabe replied at 13-9-2017 12:05 PM
baru dapat anak buah baru ahad lepas

Ahmad natal ke siti natalia?
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Post time 13-9-2017 12:16 PM | Show all posts
addamnor replied at 13-9-2017 12:04 PM
kalau kat malaysia senarionya bulan 11 @ 12. satu musim .. geng2 malam valentine

bulan 5 bulan 6  ...

ehehehehe btl3
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Post time 13-9-2017 12:21 PM | Show all posts
lasagnaklcc replied at 13-9-2017 12:07 PM
Ahmad natal ke siti natalia?

muhammad... tapi rasanya sebelum kismes..
bulan 12 ada cousin kawin masa tu dah ada tanda..
and cousin yang kawin tu pun tgu hari..
tak menyabor
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Post time 13-9-2017 12:29 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Bersangka baik, hari Krismas di negara Barat akan turun salji dan sangat sejuk. Pasangan terpaksa melindungi suhu badan mereka dengan mengeseks.
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Post time 13-9-2017 12:40 PM | Show all posts
hihihi mmg betul I beranak masa hujung bulan 8 4 tahun lepas wad disungai buluh mmg sesak. ibarat labour room tu asyik keluar masuk je org. katil utk check perut pun dah sesak dengan orang tengah menahan contraction. berbeza suasana masa beranak anak pada bulan February. mungkin betul kot kajian tu
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Post time 13-9-2017 01:37 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
prettyuglybabe replied at 13-9-2017 12:21 PM
muhammad... tapi rasanya sebelum kismes..
bulan 12 ada cousin kawin masa tu dah ada tanda..
and  ...

Kehkeh... mohtip edisi kalkulator saintifik

Kwn meols yg baru pregnant 3 bln pon kitorg dah usik... bulan puasa pon jadi

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Post time 13-9-2017 01:51 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kalau kat Sarawak shagging bulan Julai....time hari Gawai.

Bapak pakcik tutoh ramai2 time mabok gawai
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Post time 13-9-2017 02:32 PM | Show all posts
aku pon september jgk
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Post time 13-9-2017 03:10 PM | Show all posts
hahahahha...takpe la..atleast kat ngara omputih tu ranak dlm spital..
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Post time 13-9-2017 03:28 PM | Show all posts
Dulu kerja aku prepare ubat unt baby2 pramatang. Mmg every year bln 6 dgn 7 plg byk kes. Aku memula mcm x terpikir, pastu senior aku kata sbb byk org kawen bln 11/ 12 sbb cuti sekolah. Pastu baby premature 6 bulan or 7 bulan dah lahir Mmg time tu during that month agak pasrah ler n mmg dah expect production akn byk. Kalu unt dewasa plak, every time lps cny dgn raya mesti byk kes, sbb byk org accident... huhuhu
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Post time 13-9-2017 04:22 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
OK so kalau kat Malaysia bulan berapa yg paling kurang org bersalin? Bagus info utk org lain buat proper planning
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Post time 13-9-2017 04:23 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
bln 12 byk kduri maa harus la bln 8-9-10 byk baby..tmsuk anak aku
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Post time 13-9-2017 04:52 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Kalau yg lahir bulan 2 kire masa hari guru la
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Post time 13-9-2017 04:55 PM | Show all posts
spiderman80 replied at 13-9-2017 12:29 PM
Bersangka baik, hari Krismas di negara Barat akan turun salji dan sangat sejuk. Pasangan terpaksa me ...

kalo kat msia ni kan panas memanjang, jadi apa komen spidey?
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Post time 13-9-2017 04:58 PM | Show all posts
blh panggil chritmas baby tak?
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Post time 13-9-2017 05:15 PM | Show all posts
tak pakai kondom ke?
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Post time 13-9-2017 05:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Time krismas banyak kedai tutup... macam mana nak beli kondom...
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Post time 13-9-2017 05:49 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Ye ke tak ramai beranak bulan 2? Dulu aku beranak bulan 2, doktor cakap agak ramai jugak yg bersalin sampai tak cukup katil.

Orang sebelah aku beranak pukul 6 pagi... petang doktor dah suruh balik..

Kalau tak sebab aku miscarried tu hari... tahun depan tentu dpt baby bulan 2 lagi sampai laki aku heran asyik2 baby bulan 2.
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