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[Pelbagai] ...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...

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Author: seribulan       Show all posts   Read mode

Post time 17-2-2017 03:31 PM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 17-2-2017 02:57 PM
Assume you fly from NY to Paris, across all six time zones, in four hours.  After landing you immedi ...

one hr before or after; both are impossible.time zone is doesnt matter.

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Acikayumii replied at 17-2-2017 02:31 PM
one hr before or after; both are impossible.time zone is doesnt matter.

TETT...near miss...try again...

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 Author| Post time 17-2-2017 04:06 PM | Show all posts
Teka-teki Lawak...


1. Hidupan apa didalam laut paling tua.



2. Cube teka ye benda apa apabila kita berdiri dia baring, bila kita baring dia berdiri.?



3. Banyak2 ikan, ikan apa yang pemalu



4. ANDAIKATA ANDA TERJUMPA MAYAT MANUSIA DAN BANGKAI HAIWAN YANG MANA SATU ANDA PERLU TUTUP DAHULU?



5. APAKAH BENDA YANG KITA POTONG IA TETAP AKAN PANJANG?
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Post time 17-2-2017 04:20 PM | Show all posts
Acikayumii replied at 17-2-2017 03:29 PM
Cisss... merry go round mana nih??? hahahhahahaha

Yang macam kat kampung I ni la agaknya
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Post time 17-2-2017 05:46 PM | Show all posts

Answer;

1. Hidupan apa didalam laut paling tua
- Udang..sebab dia bongkok

2. Cube teka ye benda apa apabila kita berdiri dia baring, bila kita baring dia berdiri.?
- Kaki ler


3. Banyak2 ikan, ikan apa yang pemalu
- Ikan sardin..ehh?

4. ANDAIKATA ANDA TERJUMPA MAYAT MANUSIA DAN BANGKAI HAIWAN YANG MANA SATU ANDA PERLU TUTUP DAHULU?
- Hidung


5. APAKAH BENDA YANG KITA POTONG IA TETAP AKAN PANJANG?
- Rambut?

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Post time 17-2-2017 06:28 PM | Show all posts
LRT MRT Puns - Malaysia
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Post time 17-2-2017 06:29 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 17-2-2017 04:02 PM
TETT...near miss...try again...

Salah eh???
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Post time 17-2-2017 06:32 PM | Show all posts
A man decided to start a chicken farm and brought 24 to get started. A week later he bought another 24 and another 24 the week after that. When his friend asked how his chicken farm was coming along the man replied, "Not one of them has grown yet. I wonder if I'm planting them too deep?"

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Post time 17-2-2017 06:34 PM | Show all posts
Dad writes on son's Facebook wall:

"Dear Son, How are you? All is fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off your computer and come down for dinner. Love Dad"

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Post time 17-2-2017 06:45 PM | Show all posts
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Chesire_Epilog replied at 17-2-2017 04:46 PM
Answer;

1. Hidupan apa didalam laut paling tua

Ada betul, ada tak
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Post time 17-2-2017 09:27 PM | Show all posts
LRT MRT Puns - Singapore
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 Author| Post time 17-2-2017 09:43 PM | Show all posts
Chesire_Epilog replied at 17-2-2017 04:46 PM
Answer;

1. Hidupan apa didalam laut paling tua

Bravo.

No.5 je yg kurang tepat
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 Author| Post time 18-2-2017 09:45 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
What name links Barbie and Margaret Thatcher?
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What type of cheese is made backwards?
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How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

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Post time 18-2-2017 01:33 PM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 18-2-2017 09:45 AM
What name links Barbie and Margaret Thatcher?

From Wiki: Barbie and Margaret are George Roberts and Alfred Roberts daughter respectively
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boogeese replied at 18-2-2017 12:33 PM
From Wiki: Barbie and Margaret are George Roberts and Alfred Roberts daughter respectively

The link? In one word
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Post time 18-2-2017 01:58 PM | Show all posts

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