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[Pelbagai] ...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...

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Remember, you need only 3 correct answers to Pass.
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?


2) Which country makes Panama hats?


3) From which animal do we get cat gut?


4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?


5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?


6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what ?


7) What was King George VI's first name?


8) What color is a purple finch?


9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?


10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?

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Post time 4-3-2017 09:33 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 14-2-2017 10:38 PM
Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? ...

Lol goood one!!!
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Post time 4-3-2017 09:34 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
PongKang replied at 15-2-2017 01:02 AM
Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there.

Omg I like this gonna use this one to my husband LOL
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Post time 4-3-2017 09:39 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if youre a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

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Post time 4-3-2017 09:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.

The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here.

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Post time 4-3-2017 09:52 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later theres a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, What the hell was that all about?

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Post time 4-3-2017 10:42 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sometimes.....I laugh and joke, but I don't get distracted very easily.
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Post time 4-3-2017 10:44 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts


A lady tells to the nurse at the maternity hospital:
-        I think I will call my little newborn Anna.
Doctor:
-        Sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her Anna532 or Anna_153.

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Post time 4-3-2017 11:19 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Nurse to a doctor: Doctor, heres your list of heart, liver and kidney donors. I already sorted them alphabetically.
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Doctor: Excellent job. Seriously well organ-ized.

hahaha

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Post time 4-3-2017 11:21 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Why is there music coming out of your printer?
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That will be the paper jamming again!

  #mudahterhibur hahaha

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Post time 5-3-2017 11:03 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Sunday joke
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School boy
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Post time 5-3-2017 11:05 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Jokes       
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Post time 5-3-2017 11:06 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Dual sim....
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Post time 5-3-2017 11:24 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
A wife hangs up after about a half-hour on the phone. The husband is surprised, "Wow, that was quick - usually you girls are at it for two hours at least!" "Yeah, well, it was a wrong number."

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