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[Pelbagai] ...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...

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Acikayumii replied at 20-2-2017 12:58 PM
young boy and david not the same person.

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Post time 21-2-2017 12:45 PM | Show all posts
know your limits
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Kalau anda ni semuanya pandaiiii cuba teka, banyak-banyak sungai, sungai apa yang paling berat?
    Jawapannya ialah Sungai BesiHahaha


    Kereta dengan motor, mana lebih tua?
    jawapannya adalah motor,sebab motor pakai tongkat


    Dlm banyak- banyak pokok,pokok apa yg baik hati?
    jwpn dia pokok pisang sebab dia keluarkan jantung dia.


    Ni dia satu lagi teka teki dari aku..huruf jawi apa yang ada angin
    huruf TA dan YA laa kan jadi TAYAR tu


    kasut apa yang paling keras?
    Kasut batu..salah maa.. kasut BATA laaaamuhahaha..lawak ka?


    Sebuah bas telah berhenti secara mendadak kerana hampir terlanggar
seekor katak.apakah yang akan turun dahulu selepas pemandu itu behenti?

    jawapannya ialah meter bas tulah

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What kind of bagel can fly?
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Where do animals go when their tails fall off?
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?
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Post time 25-2-2017 03:24 PM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 24-2-2017 06:09 AM
What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

the flag is a big plus
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seribulan replied at 24-2-2017 06:08 AM
What kind of bagel can fly?

any bagel can fly, you just have to throw it  
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Bijak...bijak
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cikdot replied at 25-2-2017 02:27 PM
any bagel can fly, you just have to throw it

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*MARRIAGE SOFTWARE....*


_I laughed after reading this, think I should share the humour._


A young husband wrote this to a *Systems Analyst -*
_(Marriage Software Div);_


*Dear Systems Analyst,*


I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from *Girlfriend 7.0* to *Wife 1.0* and found that the new program began unexpected _Child Processing_ and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the _product brochure._


In addition *Wife 1.0* installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.


Applications such as *"Boys' Night out 2.5"* and *"Golf 5.3"* no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected.


Attempting to operate selected *"Soccer 6.3"* always fails and *"Shopping 7.1"* runs instead.


I cannot seem to keep *Wife 1.0* in the background whilst attempting to run any of my _favorite applications._ Be it online or offline.
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I am thinking of going back to *"Girlfriend 7.0"*, but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?


_.... The Systems Analyst replied:_


*Dear Customer,*
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the *Wife 1.0 program.*


Many customers upgrade from _Girlfriend 7.0_ to _Wife 1.0_ thinking that _Wife 1.0_ is merely a *UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM.*


Actually, *Wife 1.0* is an _OPERATING SYSTEM_ designed by its *Creator* to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge *Wife 1.0* and still convert back to _Girlfriend 7.0_, as *Wife 1.0* was not designed to do this and it is impossible to _uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed._


Some people have tried to install _Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0_ but have ended up with even more problems. *_(See Manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees)._*


Having *Wife 1.0* installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can.


When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the.........
*C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE* Program and avoid attempting to use the _*Esc-Key_ for it will freeze the entire system.


It may be necessary to run *C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE* a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.


*Wife 1.0,* although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.


To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as *"Flowers 2.0"* and *"Chocolates 5.0"* or *"HUGS\ KISSES 6.0"* or *"TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 10.0"* or *"even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1"* _(if Child processing has already started)._


*DO NOT* under any circumstances install *"Secretary 2.1"* _(Short Skirt Version)_ or *"One Nightstand 3.2"* _(Any Mood Version)_, as this is not a supported Application for *Wife 1.0* and the system will almost certainly *CRASH*.


*BEST WISHES!*


Yours,"
Systems Analyst.


*#To all husbands/ future husbands*

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2) Which country makes Panama hats?


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7) What was King George VI's first name?


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