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[Pelbagai] ...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...

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Author: seribulan       Show all posts   Read mode

Post time 18-2-2017 02:02 PM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 18-2-2017 09:45 AM
What type of cheese is made backwards?

The experimental cheese. You make it backwards to learn how to make it
Something like reverse engineering laa
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 Author| Post time 18-2-2017 02:13 PM | Show all posts

Name it to get the correct answer
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boogeese replied at 18-2-2017 01:02 PM
The experimental cheese. You make it backwards to learn how to make it
Something like reverse eng ...

Tett. Incorrect. Sorry.
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Post time 19-2-2017 09:51 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 19-2-2017 09:53 AM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 18-2-2017 09:45 AM
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

100 - (10 x 10 times) = 0
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Post time 19-2-2017 10:00 AM | Show all posts
SNAIL WITH AN ATTITUDEA guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later theres a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: What the hell was that all about?

A GENIE AND AN IDIOT

Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here.

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Post time 19-2-2017 11:43 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones coz they have 206

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 Author| Post time 19-2-2017 01:04 PM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
boogeese replied at 19-2-2017 08:51 AM
-Roberts-

  bravo. Clap3x
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 Author| Post time 19-2-2017 01:06 PM | Show all posts
boogeese replied at 19-2-2017 08:53 AM
100 - (10 x 10 times) = 0

Tett..tryagain
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Drsgonfruit replied at 19-2-2017 10:43 AM
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one. Break their bones coz they have 206

Funny ..
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 Author| Post time 19-2-2017 06:19 PM | Show all posts
Pada satu malam isteri Udin mengejutkan udin yang sedang nyenyak tidur.

Isteri: "Bang, bangun bang... bangun la cepat.."
Udin: "Hish apa nie kejutkan orang tengah-tengah malam nie..."
Isteri: "Abang lupa makan ubatla... cepatla bangun.. kan doktor dah pesan kena makan sebelum masuk tidur."
Udin: "Ubat apa?"
Isteri: "Ubat tidur."
Udin: "????


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 Author| Post time 19-2-2017 06:22 PM | Show all posts
Edited by seribulan at 19-2-2017 07:05 PM

Isteri Hilang Pendengaran
Udin pergi berjumpa doktor mengeluh tentang isterinya yang sudah hilang pendengaran.

"Seberapa burukkah pendengarannya?" tanya doktor.

"Entahlah, Doktor. Yang jelas saya mesti menjerit kalau nak berbual dengannya."

"Okey, cuba buat macam nie. Berdiri sejauh 6 meter darinya, lalu katakan sesuatu. Kalau dia tak boleh dengar kamu, berdirilah lebih dekat sedikit darinya, lalu katakan yang kamu katakan tadi. Kalau dia tidak juga dengar, dekatkan jarak sedikit demi sedikit. Dengan begitu saya akan tahu berapa jarak maksima pendengarannya."

Maka, Udin pulang ke rumah dan mendapati isterinya sedang memasak di dapur. Dari jarak 6 meter ia berteriak,

"Makan apa kita malam ini?"

Tak ada jawapan. Lalu dia jalan depan sedikit lagi, berhenti di jarak 5 meter dan menanyakan hal yang sama. Juga tak terdengar jawapan. Begitu juga pada jarak 3 meter.

Akhirnya, ia berdiri di samping isterinya.

"Makan apa kita malam ini?" katanya separuh menjerit.

Si isteri dengan mata yang berlinangan dengan air mata, lalu menjerit:

"Untuk keempat kalinya aku beritahu, KARI KAMBING!!"

Rupa-rupanya si Udin yg pekak.


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 Author| Post time 20-2-2017 10:04 AM | Show all posts
A young boy went to school one day. When he got to math class, he realized that he had a test that he didn't study for. Thinking about what to do, he decided to cheat. About half way through the test, the teacher was looking at the class to make sure no one was cheating. She looked over and saw that David was. She gave David a detention and a zero on the test. Even though David was caught cheating, the young boy still turned in a test (which got a good grade) and never got a detention. How can this be?
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Post time 20-2-2017 10:58 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home

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Post time 20-2-2017 01:24 PM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 18-2-2017 09:45 AM
What type of cheese is made backwards?

EDAM.

terbalik dari MADE. hehe

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Post time 20-2-2017 01:25 PM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 18-2-2017 09:45 AM
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?

only once.

after substract from 100, it becomes 90.

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 Author| Post time 20-2-2017 01:42 PM | Show all posts
Acikayumii replied at 20-2-2017 12:24 PM
EDAM.

terbalik dari MADE. hehe

wah
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Acikayumii replied at 20-2-2017 12:25 PM
only once.

after substract from 100, it becomes 90.

Excellent...2 corrects.

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Post time 20-2-2017 01:58 PM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 20-2-2017 10:04 AM
A young boy went to school one day. When he got to math class, he realized that he had a test that h ...

young boy and david not the same person.

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