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[Idea] ...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...

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Author: seribulan       Show all posts   Read mode

Post time 16-2-2017 11:55 AM From the mobile phone | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 14-2-2017 09:14 PM
I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, you still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What' ...

Q: what type of bee can't make up its mind?
A: A may be

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Post time 16-2-2017 12:06 PM | Show all posts
Q: _____ up, ringgit down. _____ down, ringgit up.
ringgit.jpg

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Post time 16-2-2017 12:38 PM | Show all posts
Fill in the blanks:
superhero.jpg
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Post time 16-2-2017 12:59 PM | Show all posts
Define politics
define politics.jpg

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Post time 16-2-2017 01:03 PM | Show all posts
You may say "I don't approve of political jokes"
But I have seen too many of them get elected







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Post time 16-2-2017 03:13 PM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 16-2-2017 11:11 AM
What is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it?

WINDOW!! :p

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 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 03:14 PM | Show all posts
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Post time 16-2-2017 03:18 PM | Show all posts
boogeese replied at 16-2-2017 12:06 PM
Q: _____ up, ringgit down. _____ down, ringgit up.

our PM??

(sensitive nye soalan)
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 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 03:20 PM | Show all posts
Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 02:18 PM
our PM??

(sensitive nye soalan)

Takut nak bagi tacang
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Post time 16-2-2017 03:21 PM | Show all posts
Which is correct to say,

The yolk of the egg is white or The yolk of the egg are white?
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 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 03:22 PM | Show all posts

You are driving a car. On your right is a steep cliff. Right in front of you there is a horse and right behind an elephant, both of which travel at your own speed. On your left there is a fire truck blocking you. How do you stop your car?
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Post time 16-2-2017 03:24 PM | Show all posts

nak jawap pun takut supermod!!!
bagi jawapan general. sbb pm da ada 6 org. hahaha
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 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 03:26 PM | Show all posts
Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 02:21 PM
Which is correct to say,

The yolk of the egg is white or The yolk of the egg are white?

bukan dua2...warnanya kuning
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 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 03:28 PM | Show all posts
Edited by seribulan at 16-2-2017 02:29 PM

Knock-Knock Jokes
Control Freak

Knock! Knock!

Whos there?

Control Freak.

Con

Okay, now you say, Control Freak who?
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Post time 16-2-2017 03:28 PM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 16-2-2017 03:22 PM
You are driving a car. On your right is a steep cliff. Right in front of you there is a horse and  ...

errr the car actually not moving?????
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 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 03:28 PM | Show all posts

Impatient Cow

Knock! Knock!

Whos there?

Impatient cow.

Impatient co

MOO!
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 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 03:50 PM | Show all posts
Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 02:28 PM
errr the car actually not moving?????

tettt...wrong answer
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Post time 16-2-2017 04:50 PM | Show all posts
Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 03:24 PM
nak jawap pun takut supermod!!!
bagi jawapan general. sbb pm da ada 6 org. hahaha

PM for Poor Market. Chill!

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Post time 17-2-2017 12:05 AM | Show all posts
I hate it when people say age is just a number, age is clearly a WORD

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 Author| Post time 17-2-2017 07:52 AM | Show all posts
boogeese replied at 16-2-2017 04:00 PM
Burn something so the fire truck'd stop

nope ...

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