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[Pelbagai] ...LETS JOKE TO TICKLE THE MIND...

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Author: seribulan       Show all posts   Read mode

Post time 16-2-2017 09:37 AM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 16-2-2017 07:59 AM
brain teaser...

Q. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, h ...

one big stacks???

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Q. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

A. _______________________
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Post time 16-2-2017 10:23 AM | Show all posts
Q: What is the beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space;
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every race?

A: ______
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Post time 16-2-2017 10:27 AM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 16-2-2017 09:41 AM
Q. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

A. _______________________

tricky nyeee.. yg ni tak pernah dengar lagi.
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Post time 16-2-2017 10:27 AM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 16-2-2017 09:41 AM
Q. When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

A. _______________________

Phalanges of the fingers...zikirlah tu. Hehe

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boogeese replied at 16-2-2017 09:27 AM
Phalanges of the fingers...zikirlah tu. Hehe

awesome...amazing
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Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 09:23 AM
Q: What is the beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space;
The beginning of every end,

huruf E
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Post time 16-2-2017 10:42 AM | Show all posts
Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 10:23 AM
Q: What is the beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space;
The beginning of every end,

KEEEEEEEEEAMAT  & AKHEEEEEEEEEERAT

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 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 10:43 AM | Show all posts
I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
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 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 10:45 AM | Show all posts
continuation...


JOKE 11:
C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar. The bartender shows them the door and says, Sorry, we dont serve minors.
By themselves, the musical notes C, E-flat, and G are simply tones, neither major nor minor. But when played all at once, they form a C-minor chord. This had the gang in the orchestra pit howling.

• JOKE 12:
A sign at a music shop: Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.
The Lizst of funny music puns is not long. In fact, anyone caught telling one often ends up in Haydn.

• JOKE 13:
Q: What was Beethovens favorite fruit?
A: BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!

Who knew that the opening strands of Beethovens Ninth Symphony were an homage to his favorite fruit?
Steve Wacksman for Readers Digest
To me, a periodic table is what opens up whenever I walk into a fancy restaurant. But telling these science-y gags screams, Behold! I am that person who did not blow up my chemistry class.

• JOKE 14:
A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, No, Im traveling light.
Photons are particles representing an amount of light. This particular photon didnt need a suitcase because it was going to a nudist convention.


• JOKE 15:
What did the DNA say to the other DNA? Do these genes make me look fat?
This works on many levels: as word play (genes vs. jeans) and because ones genes can determine body shape (that, plus the 12 sundaes theyre in the midst of eating).

• JOKE 16:
The bartender says, We dont serve time travelers in here.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Wait, did our copy editor fall into some cosmic wormhole? No, we just told the middle of the joke first, followed by the beginning. The time traveler hasnt arrived at the end yet.

• JOKE 17:
Did you hear about the suicidal homeopath? He took 1/50th of the recommended dose.
Homeopathy holds that a substance, which causes symptoms when taken in large doses, can be used in far smaller doses to treat those same symptoms. Were trying this with our jokes column. Were injecting our readers with small doses of eye-rolling.
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Post time 16-2-2017 10:46 AM | Show all posts
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Post time 16-2-2017 10:57 AM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 16-2-2017 10:43 AM
I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, ...

A: What can't you see that is always before you?
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Post time 16-2-2017 10:57 AM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 16-2-2017 10:43 AM
I never was, am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, ...

I never was, am always to be - future!

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Acikayumii replied at 16-2-2017 09:57 AM
I never was, am always to be - future!

Pandainyerrr
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boogeese replied at 16-2-2017 09:57 AM
A: What can't you see that is always before you?

future
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 Author| Post time 16-2-2017 11:11 AM | Show all posts
What is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it?
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Post time 16-2-2017 11:15 AM | Show all posts
seribulan replied at 16-2-2017 11:11 AM
What is neither inside the house, outside the house, but no house is complete without it?

the external walls
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warm not yet there to the answer

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Post time 16-2-2017 11:48 AM | Show all posts
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